Where you'll lay your head at night
3 bed, 2 bath barn conversion with full kitchen sleeps 10-12. Girls, some of you’ll have to share a bed (funny business permitted, what ever rocks your happy hormones )
Where you'll swim
Indoor heated swimming pool with plenty of loungers and chairs to sit around showing off your bikini. Skinny dipping is ok but watch out for our maintenance guy. He’s paid, don’t be giving him a free entertainment.
Where you'll party
There’s a whole pub and a large function room and a pergola with fully fitted kitchen, BBQ, pizza oven, tandoori oven and grill. Our own muso daughter will whip you up some tunes on the piano, guitar and vocal cords in exchange for a shower of compliments
Where you'll sweat
Well obviously not in the gym hehe. Here’s a 6 person Nordic wood sauna( 4 if you’ve been counting spuds as 4 of your 5 a day)
Where you'll catch your bubbles
In your 5 gallons of prosecco that you’ll bring plus our 4 person hot tub where you’ll sweat.
Where you'll exercise
Nope we aren’t joking you. We do have a full gym to make us look all cool and trendy but who are we fooling? it’s for decorative purposes of course.
A Holistic approach
YOUR BODY’S CHANGING.
A cheeky professional 30 minutes photoshoot if you can be arsed to put your face on and brush your hair
Whether you’re here to unwind, unbottle, unburden, or unleash your inner diva — we’ve got a plan (and possibly a glass) with your name on it.
Each experience is designed with women like you in mind: real, fiery, fabulous, and maybe a wee bit feral.
From spontaneous singalongs to suspiciously full wine glasses, this is the good kind of chaos. It’s not about perfect poses — it’s about real women, real laughs, and real moments you’ll wish you could bottle (and maybe age in oak).